If you love Christmas movies, you’ve probably noticed that many of them belong in one of two categories: romcom (The Holiday, Love Actually) or feel-good (It’s a Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story). In preparation for les fêtes de Noël, we compiled a list of the top French Christmas movies and made a not-so-surprising discovery. The French have a preference for holiday movies that aren’t romantic or sentimental. For instance, Le père noel est une ordure, perhaps the most well-known French Christmas movie, is a very dark comedy. But don’t worry, if les comedies noires aren’t your thing, you’ll still be able to find a classic holiday film on our list that piques your interest. Il y en a pour tous les goûts–there’s something for everyone!
By Sophia Millman
New: un noël en famille
Coming to theaters on December 18, 2024, Un Noël en famille is a heartfelt and chaotic holiday movie that brings family drama to the forefront. Carole, the mayor of a small town, throws herself into organizing her community’s Christmas festivities while her modern and devoted husband Alain takes charge of planning the family Christmas Eve celebration. But when their children arrive, their dream of a peaceful holiday quickly unravels, and the couple faces an onslaught of family traditions gone awry.
Written and directed by Jeanne Gottesdiener, with contributions from Julie Ponsonnet, the film features a stellar cast, including Didier Bourdon, Noémie Lvovsky, and Christophe Montenez. If you enjoy movies that blend humor and family dynamics with the magic of Christmas, this is one to watch out for during the festive season.
Comedy: Les bronzés font du ski (French Fried Vacation 2)
According to a France 2 survey, the French’s eighth favorite films is Les bronzés font du ski, the French equivalent of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. As this article celebrating the film’s 40th anniversary explains, the movie wasn’t a big hit when it was released in 1972, but since then it’s become a family favorite in France. If you enjoy this comedy, you should check out its prequel Les bronzés, which stars the same set of actors (the comedy troupe “Le splendid”). A group of friends goes on a skiing vacation in the French Alps and gets into a series of hilarious hijinks, including getting stuck on a ski lift overnight, participating in an ill-fated downhill ski race, and getting lost on an off-piste ski trip. In one of the film’s most iconic moments, the group is rescued by locals who make them sample disgusting local foods and drinks.
Fun fact: The movie introduced the concept of la foune, a cheese supposedly made of leftovers and soaked in fat and wood alcohol for two or three years. La foune is now so well-known there’s even a French Wikipedia page about it!
FANTASY: Santa & Cie (Christmas & Co.)
A hilarious Christmas comedy with beautiful visual effects and a fun storyline that will keep the whole family hooked! When all the elves get sick, Santa must come to Earth for a cure and save Christmas. You might recognize famous French actors Alain Chabat as Santa Claus (he’s also the director) and Audrey Tautou (who played Amélie!) as Wanda Claus. Santa & Cie is the perfect family comedy to watch with a cup of hot chocolate, cookies and a blanket.
Cult Classic: Le pere noel est une ordure (Santa Claus Is a Stinker)
This classic comedy appears on Time Out’s list of the 100 best French films of all time. It’s one of the most beloved French cult movies, thanks to its incredibly talented cast (the comedy troupe “Le splendid”) and its transgressive humor. It’s difficult to summarize the plot, but suffice to say it includes an alcoholic Santa Claus, a suicide hotline, a disgusting cake, and an unusual sweater. Say “Oh Thérèse, une serpillère ! Vraiment, il ne fallait pas” (“Oh Thérèse, a mop! Really, you shouldn’t have!”) when you open a gift in front of a French person and we guarantee you’ll get a laugh.
Animation: L’Apprenti Père Noël (Santa’s Apprentice)
If you like feel-good children’s movies, you should watch this sweet animated film about Santa’s retirement. Santa chooses an Australian orphan named Nicolas to replace him, but there’s one catch: Nicolas is terribly afraid of heights. Happily, the two work together to overcome Nicolas’s lack of self-confidence. This movie is based on a series of the same title.
Musical/Murder Mystery: Huit femmes (8 Women)
If you haven’t watched any of Francois Ozon’s movies, this is a good place to start. His interpretation of George Cukor’s The Women brings together eight of France’s most famous actresses, including Catherine Deneuve, Isabelle Huppert, Fanny Ardant, and Emmanuelle Beart. Their characters are snowbound in a country house and must figure out who killed its owner, Marcel. Unsurprisingly, each of the women has a motive for committing the crime. Fans of murder mysteries, 1950s clothing, or even musical comedies will love this campy Christmas classic.
Arthouse: Un Conte de Noël (A Christmas Tale)
Arnaud Desplechin’s eighth film is both funny and devastating. Looking for a bone marrow donor and haunted by the death of one of her sons, Junon (Catherine Deneuve) brings her children and grandchildren together only to see them fall apart. If you’re in the mood for a cosy holiday movie, this isn’t the right choice, but if you like films that explore family tensions you’ll love this portrait of Junon’s family–especially of her troubled son Henri (played wonderfully by Mathieu Amalric).
Romantic: LE DÉFI DE NOëL
The closest thing we could find to an American Hallmark Movie script! When a professional soccer player struggles to score points in her season; her coach pushes her to take a trip to the mountains. She makes an unexpected encounter and her life takes a turn for the best. The film has been praised for its portrayal of women in sports and the actors’ performances. It’s a tender and subtle, beautiful movie.
Family Drama: La Bûche (Season’s Beatings)
Young Charlotte Gainsbourg won a César for her role in this film about three daughters who come together for their step-father’s funeral. As Christmas Eve approaches, tensions arise and family secrets are revealed (if you haven’t noticed, the French love strained family dramas!). If you’re interested in learning about French Jewish identity, you’ll enjoy this portrait of a Russian Jewish family who nevertheless celebrate Christmas in a primarily Catholic country. The movie has a great soundtrack that includes “A yiddishe momme” and Dean Martin’s “I’ll be home for Christmas.”
NEW: Noël JOYEUX
This comedy comes out this year, December 2023! It’s a sweet comedy starring famous French actor Frank Dubosc as the father of the Barand family. When his adult children go on a last minute trip, him and his wife improvise a Christmas celebration with retirees… who get very comfortable in their home! It’s an unexpected and explosive Christmas celebration. If you happen to be in France for the holidays, you’ll be able to watch it at the movie theatre!
Action/Historical: Joyeux Noël
Nominated for “Best Foreign Language Film” at the Academy Awards in 2005, Joyeux Noël hasn’t aged all that well, but history buffs will still enjoy its relatively realistic depiction of the 1914 Christmas truce. The movie’s stellar international cast (Guillaume Canet, Daniel Brühl, Ian William Richardson…) makes up for the fact that it’s a little sappy. And we also like the fact that the French, German, and English actors all speak in their native languages–for once there are no bad fake accents in a WWI movie!
SHORT FILM: L’ENFANT AU GRELOT (CHARLIE’s CHRISTMAS)
This award-winning animated short film is a heartwarming story for the whole family. A postman finds an abandoned baby in the forest after a snowstorm. He grows up in an orphanage and often confides into the sleigh bell he’s had from the moment he was found. A few days before Christmas, Charlie joins the postman to deliver letters adressed to Santa Claus…
Navet: LES ROIS MAGES
The French have a special word for a movie that’s a real dud: un navet. Just as Hollywood produced some real navets (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, anyone?), France has also created some doozies. We love the comedy troupe Les Inconnus and their first film Les Trois Frères. But Les Rois Mages is just–how to put it?–un peu nul. Nevertheless, if you’re looking for a few laughs and that quintessential early 2000s French aesthetic, we recommend this!